By Donald John Trump
It all started out so very slowly. Just fun. I thought Russia was a dead country. So anyway, I was hosting a Beauty Pageant in Russia in 2013 when my future Russian handlers saw me “accidentally” walk into the dressing room of the contestants. It was at that exact moment that they knew I could be “compromised” to their advantage. I was a person of weak moral values that could be “persuaded.” You see the Russians are very smart and find a target and slowly work with that victim, and get them in over their heads until they can’t say “no” to the official needs of the Russian State. This process can take years but the ultimate payoff to the Russian network can be immense.
At that moment in the dressing room, my Russian handlers knew from their KGB training that I could be broken. I had a weakness, a perversion, and that was looking at young girls. They knew that in the words of former KGB agent, Valimer Putin, that the Russian prostitutes are the best in the world. These girls would break me open like a giant fat walnut.
I was going back to my hotel room when the bellhop I had generously tipped the day before, and I never do this type of stuff, you know tip like that, but this time it paid off bigly, so anyway he asked if I would like to upgrade my suite for no extra charge. We got there and the bellboy indicated he had arranged a couple of girls he knew, “very safe, no disease” and very discrete. No charge, just a “tip” if I liked it.
This of course is the famous “golden shower” that came out in November 2016 to the American public. A hot tub scene with two naked girls and one pees over my head. An amazing, huge party! Believe me, that is an experience! I could go on about that night, I thought I might have a stroke, but even I am a little embarrassed about what these “girls” do. Putin was right.
The bottom line is that the Russians are a group of mafia thugs. They tricked me, bigly. The truth is I never saw it coming. You know I am a man of the world, I know the “Art of the Deal.” But I walked right into this one, like some loser would. There was a video my handlers told me later. I thought bullshit; how wouldn’t the camera fog up? Months later they even showed me, it went all the way up to Putin. I got scared. They said it would never be made public but apparently the British MI6 agent got a copy. Asshole!
I did a lot of things on Long Island with Jeff Epstein who was later convicted of underage sex stuff (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/30/the-billionaire-pedophile-who-could-bring-down-donald-trump-and-hillary-clinton.html). But I got away with all of it. I was a young jerk then who thought he “ruled” New York City.
Yet, this stuff was different; the Russians are very malicious.
But I have to be loyal to them. Like that old song, I owe my soul to the company store.
Over the course of years, more things happened. Some stock tips on oil deals. All sort of innocent and untraceable. Hobnobbing with Russian billionaires across the globe. Then my deal in Florida on the “white elephant” the largest home ever built in the Sunshine State. The locals called it ugly. It sat there unoccupied for years. It was bigly big, oh, but so HUGE. But the floor plan had no purpose or beauty. Just stuff added on to add ons. It wouldn’t move on the market. I was told to pay $40 million for it, because there was a “guaranteed buyer at more.” I balked at that amount, it was clearly too much. But the Deutsche Bank forwarded the money. Good people there completely untraceable. I was sweating bullets because the “guaranteed” buyer never came forward until a year later at $100 million dollars. Boom bang, the Art of the Deal. It was the old #2 guy at the KGB right under Colonel Putin. Now a Russian billionaire—his fortune made in believe it or not fertilizer. You can’t make this stuff up…..
So Wilbur Ross, my brand new Commerce Secretary, on the board of the Bank of Cyprus. And at least 50 percent of that bank is Russian-owned. Laundered money and the like. But a great way to do my projects. That’s how the Florida deal go closed and I’m off the hook. Later my $500-600 million dollar loan at, can’t remember at these figures, that’s the loan at Deutsche Bank. And that’s forgiven. The whole thing was done fast and off the books. I’m thinking no one can ever find out. But the Russians knew and they never forget.
Reference Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC show February 27, 2017: https://youtu.be/GNVrMA6Yojw.
https://www.democracynow.org/2017/3/2/billionaire_wilbur_ross_confirmed_despite_questions
So the Russian connections in my Trump Administration: Paul Manafort, Robert Stone, Carter Page, Michael Flynn, Rex Tillerson, son-in-law Jared Corey Kushner, Ivanka, Wilbur Ross, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, maybe the list should be of people who do not have connections?
I think Betsy DeVos may be related to the Russian scandal from her brother Erik Prince’s security contracts…..
Oh well, its been a lot of fun, believe me.
Clever and great satire if it weren’t eerily true. You’ve even got his voice down!
I think Trump goes off topic much more than you have depicted here. He could never form those paragraphs, much less spell/write them. So, that’s a compliment to you, no?
It is only by not resigning that Trump as President can protect himself, like Nixon in the “Saturday Night Massacre” (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Massacre), and subsequent “denials” to the American people. As a private citizen he might quickly find jail time.
His rage at the American backlash is telling:https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-trumps-fury-the-president-rages-at-leaks-setbacks-and-accusations/2017/03/05/40713af4-01df-11e7-ad5b-d22680e18d10_story.html?utm_term=.8b01e84fbffd
The new questions raised by Donald Trump over the weekend is:
“How many Russian Agents fit under his bed at Trump Towers.”
Worse than Watergate!
Let’s come up with a cute song!
If you are Republican you really need to request the entire Administration to step down and let Paul Ryan assume the Presidency (he is #3). I don’t like him either, but this all will save the country a lot of grief and expense. It is the most patriotic thing to do and recognizes the agony (“our long national nightmare is over” of Gerald Ford’s quote about Watergate), of a Watergate style unraveling. It might also preserve GOP majorities in 2018.
Robert Stone on his book tour is denying any Russian contact. MSNBC has pictures of him for about ten years with Russians (March 8, 2017). He tweeted the original Wikileaks thing 37 minutes before it was released.
http://www.salon.com/2015/12/27/behind_the_ronald_reagan_myth_no_one_had_ever_entered_the_white_house_so_grossly_ill_informed_2/
My Life as a Secret Agent and the Betrayal of My Country
(How I Disgraced the Uniform and Made Money at it.)
By General Michael Flynn
Trump Administration
As seen on Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC March 10, 2017
The cultivation by a victim by Russians is called “kompromat.”
From the right-wing publication Imprimis February 2017.
We think this has been pretty much confirmed at the 2013 Russian beauty pageant Trump hosted in Moscow.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/donald-trump-russia-moscow-miss-universe-223173
Trump Advisor Roger Stone Told to Save Evidence of Contact With Russia
https://flipboard.com/@flipboard/flip.it%2FEJyq.w-trump-advisor-roger-stone-told-to-save-/f-621e88bd87%2Fthedailybeast.com
Paul Ryan and Russia:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/3/15/1629875/-Paul-Ryan-s-Role-in-Russian-Espionage-Against-Democrats-in-2016-House-Races
Erik Prince:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-domestic-conspiracy-that-gave-trump-the-election_us_587ed24fe4b0b110fe11dbf9?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004
Russian bank and Trump:
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/cover_story/2016/10/was_a_server_registered_to_the_trump_organization_communicating_with_russia.html
Flynn’s Russian payments:
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/flynn-scandal-intensifies-amid-documented-payments-from-russia-900041795924
Russian investor’s in Trump Towers:
http://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-trump-property/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social
How deep does it go in the GOP?
http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/03/22/jason-chaffetz-top-funder-pyramid-scheme-operates-russia/
http://www.cnn.com/videos/cnnmoney/2017/03/22/adam-schiff-response-devin-nunes-trump-communications-report-sot.cnn
Man Tasked With Investigating Trump’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House (before informing investigation Committee):
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nunes-trump-russia-investigation_us_58d2e0b5e4b02d33b748452d?
[Rep. Devin Nunes’ bombshell disclosures about surveillance on Trump associates raise more questions than they answer.]
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/devin-nunes-donald-trump-surveillance-obama-236366
https://www.wsj.com/articles/lawyer-for-russian-whistleblowers-family-falls-out-of-window-1490203587?mod=e2tw
http://www.businessinsider.com/paul-manafort-daughter-text-messages-ukraine-2017-3
https://www.palmerreport.com/news/russia-devin-nunes-donald-trump/2019/
http://www.politicususa.com/2017/03/22/national-security-expert-predicts-bunch-republicans-indicted-major-crimes.html
Thom Hartmann today (March 27, 2017) is saying that Fox News and right wing radio are continuing to defend Trump and saying Russia-gate is an attempt by the Clintons to knock him down. He played some examples. So that the Trump base is totally in the dark on how bad things are. Somehow this iron curtain of protection of Trump needs to be breeched. Trump & Company are so inept I do not know how they could run a TV show no less a nation.
If anything thing that Rachel Maddow (MSNBC) has been reporting this last month (February-March 2017) is 10% true it is Julius and Ethel Rosenburg trial and execution time for the Trump Family under the laws the Rosenburgs met their demise under after contacting Soviets.
Rachel Maddow MSNBC had a segment Friday March 24, 2017 about Flynn meeting with the Turkish delegation in September before the election and former CIA chief James Woolsey being there. Flynn agreed to have the US kidnap a former Turkish official living in the US. Woolsey said in January he wanted no part of the Administration.
http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/03/24/breaking-ap-uncovers-catastrophic-trump-paper-trail-directly-to-russia-here-we-go/
I don’t know – it’s hard for me to see any U.S. ties to Russia…
except for the Flynn thing
and the Paul Manafort thing
and the Rex Tillerson thing
and the Jeff Beauregard Sessions thing
and the Jared Kushner thing
and the Carter Page thing
and the Roger Stone thing
and the Ivanka thing
and the Felix Sater thing
and the Boris Ephsteyn thing
and the Rosneft thing
and the Gazprom thing
and the Sergey Gorkov banker thing
and the Azerbajain thing
and the “I love Putin” thing
and the Donald Trump, Jr. thing
and the Sergey Kislyak thing
and the Russian Affiliated Interests thing
and the Russian Business Interests thing
and the Emoluments Clause thing
and the Alex Schnaider thing
and the hack of the DNC thing
and the Guccifer 2.0 thing
and the Mike Pence “I don’t know anything” thing
and the Russians mysteriously dying thing
and Trump’s public request to Russia to hack Hillary’s email thing
and the Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king thing
and the Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump rally campaign thing
and the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing
and the Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery thing
and the Cyprus bank thing
and Trump not releasing his tax returns thing
and the Republican Party’s rejection of an amendment to require Trump to show his taxes thing
and the election hacking thing
and the GOP platform change to the Ukraine thing
and the Steele Dossier thing
and the Leninist Bannon thing
and the Sally Yates can’t testify thing
and the intelligence community’s investigative reports thing
and Trump’s reassurance that the Russian connection is all “fake news” thing
and Spicer’s Russian Dressing “nothing’s wrong” thing
so there’s probably nothing there
since the swamp has been drained, these people would never lie
probably why Nunes cancels the investigation meetings
all of this must be normal
just a bunch of separate dots with no connection whatsoever.
Don’t believe the “fake news” Mainstream Media (MSM)? Check all these sources:
http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/04/13/7-allies-just-came-forward-trump-russia-smoking-gun-evidence/
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/11/trump-russia-dossier-explainer-details
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4120044/Donald-Trump-invited-ex-Miss-Hungary-Moscow-hotel-room-2013-Miss-Universe-pageant-married-Melania.html
Three decades of Trump in Russia:
https://ig.ft.com/sites/trumps-russian-connections/
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/12/russian-intelligence-trump-moscow
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-12-21/the-day-trump-came-to-moscow-oligarchs-miss-universe-and-nobu
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ex-miss-hungary-claims-trump-invited-moscow-hotel-room-article-1.2946256
Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow – if so, will he become my new best friend? Retweets 64,282:
Now Reuters reports the Russian meddling was well planned and organized.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-russia-election-exclusive-idUSKBN17L2N3
Why? Here’s a motive:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/exxon-seeks-waiver-from-us-to-resume-russian-oil-projects-2017-04-19
[…] Americans First: applies when Trump knowingly involved the Russians in the 2016 election and accepted billions in funding from them in his worldwide properties. Trump is so American that he has literally become a Russian Agent. […]
http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/04/28/guardian-just-dropped-new-trump-russia-bombshell-changes-everything/
On May 7th it came out about a golf digest magazine writer who met in 2014 with the two Trump boys on their golf courses has they said they have unlimited money from Russia to develop despite everyone else still being in the 2008 Republican Great Recession and banks not lending on risky golf courses.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/eric-trump-russians-fund-family-golf-courses-golf-writer-article-1.3144996
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/why-theyre-so-scared-about-mike-flynn
http://www.npr.org/2017/05/07/527303707/kushners-sister-suggests-family-can-help-chinese-get-u-s-visas-in-business-excha
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/5/8/15578060/eb-5-kushner-trump-china
You have to wonder how deep this thing Russia gate is. For Watergate 48 were convicted.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/5/19/1664116/-Paul-Ryan-tries-to-deflect-on-leak-that-implicates-him-in-a-Russia-cover-up?detail=emaildkre&link_id=1&can_id=957a98ad23b01e070705aa66cfa57246&source=email-check-this-outhouse-democrats-told-vp-mike-pence-about-flynn-and-they-kept-the-receipts-to-prove-it-2&email_referrer=check-this-outhouse-democrats-told-vp-mike-pence-about-flynn-and-they-kept-the-receipts-to-prove-it-2&email_subject=paul-ryan-tries-to-deflect-on-leak-that-implicates-him-in-a-russia-cover-up
William —
What a week.
Each day brought another bombshell report about Trump’s ties to Russia.
Take a look back at what we’ve learned in just the past five days:
MONDAY: Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador – Washington Post.
Israel Said to Be Source of Secret Intelligence Trump Gave to Russians – NYT.
Comey Memo Says Trump Asked Him to End Flynn Investigation – NYT.
WEDNESDAY: Robert Mueller, Former F.B.I. Director, Is Named Special Counsel for Russia Investigation – NYT.
House majority leader to colleagues in 2016: ‘I think Putin pays’ Trump – Washington Post.
THURSDAY: As investigators circled Flynn, he got a message from Trump: Stay strong – Yahoo! News.
Exclusive: Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians: sources – Reuters.
FRIDAY: Trump Told Russians That Firing ‘Nut Job’ Comey Eased Pressure From Investigation – NYT.
Russia probe reaches current White House official, people familiar with the case say – Washington Post.
Comey agrees to testify in public as Trump-Russia probe heats up – McClatchy DC.
These confirmed reports present us with the clearest evidence yet of why we need an independent commission to uncover the truth about Russia’s interference in our presidential election, including collusion between the Trump campaign and the Kremlin.
A majority of Americans — 66 percent — see the need for an independent commission, but it’s never been more important for every American to understand what’s at stake.
There’s no telling what tomorrow will bring.
StandUpAmerica.com
https://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fact.standupamerica.com%2FHeadlines&utm_medium=email&utm_source=standup&utm_content=4+-+Therersquos+no+telling+what+tomorrow+wil&utm_campaign=EM_SHARE_2017.05.20_DJ_Headlines_F1_S2_C1&source=EM_SHARE_2017.05.20_DJ_Headlines_F1_S2_C1
We will now get to see how close my prediction was: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/09/us/politics/feinstein-fusion-gps-glenn-simpson-transcript.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/09/sen-dianne-feinstein-unilaterally-releases-fusion-gps-testimony.html
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fusion-gps-transcript_us_5a550912e4b003133ecd0358
Glenn Greenwald Debates James Risen: Is President Trump A Traitor?
Posted By Tim Hains
March 2, 2018
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2018/03/02/glenn_greenwald_and_james_risen_debate_is_trump_a_traitor.html